Let me introduce you to two characters!
FIRST- a guy, almost 90 -100 kgs today! has one of the best PR i've ever know.
SECOND- his friend! no guessing what he is like!
ACT I
First passing through his friends home see's Second's hand tied on the window pane!
Second is in quite an agony and embarassingly has only a shirt on!
On sighting first.....
S:भाग! चल भाग रे ! इक्कले यां से ! मरने की इच्छा है क्या रे तेरको! जल्दी निकल यहाँ से!वो आजायेगा ,तो तेरको भी खडा कर देगा!
F: ओय क्या हुआ बे?
कौन रे? किया किसने ये?
S:अरे मेरा बाप पगला गया है तू बस जा यहाँ से !
ACT II
First comes back after an hour or so.
F:यार बता तो सही हुआ क्या!
शांति से बैठ जा और बता मुझे.
S:यार तरेको तो मालूम ही है अपन वो रामबाघ पर पान वाले क पास जाते हैं.
आज साला *&%$#@!#$% दुकान नहीं खोला. मेने बाजु वाले की दुकान से दो क्लासिक लिए और चल दिया.बापू जब शाम को घर आये तो बस हाथ बाँध के चालू हो गए पीटना.पूछने पर पता चला के वो जब सुट्टा लेने गए तो एक पैकेट के लिए २० रुपये दिए.पान वाले ने तो पुरे २० के २० ही रख लिए. बाकि के ६ मांगने पे साला बोलता है "अपने लाडले की ऐयाशी के नहीं दोगे? "
F: फिर क्या? तू अभी तक खडा है बैठ तो जा!
S:अरे में बैठ ही नहीं सकता यार. हालत ही नहीं है. पिताजी ने बेल्ट से जो मारा है. मेरा पिछवाडा जेब्रा की धारियों जैसा बना दिया है!
S:वो तो में भूल गया था के पास वाली दुकान पे बापू जाता है. दोनों दुकान हमने बाँट राखी है ना.
The end.
To authenticate this incident i asked Second why according to him is the reason his dad spanked him. was it the sutta?
what he told me was "सुट्टा तो वो भी लेते थे!
उधारी वो भी उनकी पान की दुकान पे उनको नहीं चलता था!"
Both these guys today are at quiet a good positions in their life.
This incident happened almost 12- 15 years back.
As a little laugh First told it today to us.
The way he enacted it and his accent was what made us laugh our hearts out,with a stitch in a stomach's.
The day it happened was holi!!
Second still finds it hard to smoke any where near his dad's paan shop.
well happy holi to all of you.
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It wasn't all that humorous if u just read it,but funnily enough i laughed at it.
ReplyDeleteI guess may be because you said it was a true incident,had you said it was fiction I would not have enjoyed it that much.
Difference between fiction & reality is fiction has to seem true.Great post, you have an eye to catch a concept.
PS-that quote was from a book of robin sharma I guess.
Thanx for being so humble to say that you'd even read my crappiest stuff.You yourself are a nice Pen worker..
TC, stay healthy...