It all started with me bringing home some articles I bought in an exhibition, on my way home!
What happened was this, as I entered the threshold to my room, a gruff voice asked me-“ whats all this? Don’t you have better sense than to splurge my hard earned money?
Anyway does these things even have a use? I know those things wont see the light of day till next year, when you bring more things to stash in that vault of yours...."
FYI that’s my DAD….
As it happens I bought a pair of flashy pretty pink envelops and a wooden box with cute little flowers on the top! Usually I dont a splurge , I AM frugal! They were only 40 and 70 bucks respectively.
I don’t spend money unwisely but a couple of times in a year that wise part of my head goes out to graze…
So I told Dad-“ Those are my spare X chromosomes fault!”
I mean whats a girl to do if its in her genes…….
Actually the women of PLEISTOCENE EPOCH, early human evolution are responsible for my predicament.
Don’t scoff! I am telling you they are responsible………
Lets see why?
As you may know a guys has one X and one Y chromosome, on the other hand We “the reason that this species is ensured it can see its next generation” have two of those X chromosome.
So between three X and a Y Chr…. Y’s the odd one out! Yes sire they are the oddity in life!
Any self respecting biology student knows that the male of this species evolved after the females did…. Read the parthenogenesis theory!
To get back to the topic at hand Homo sapiens culturally evolved from Cro-Magnon.
Not Neanderthal’s as is generally assumed, though guys are worse than them!
I keep getting side tracked bitching about guys.
About a couple of million’s of year ago I would be sitting in a cave,
While the y chromosome would be out on a testosterone high.
Doing God know(literally & figuratively) what! More to the point he’d be out ensuring that his counterpart had food in her belly so that they could survive! Which they do still(and I appreciate it)…they just don’t take into account that we cant do that easily enough today.
On the other hand I would be roaming around making sure that the living space was as comfortable as possible. I’d search out side for things to make the space around us better to live. I’d collect and hoard some pretty things. I’d barter and haggle over the best that I could possibly afford. To make that cave a home.
Which ultimately is why the Y Chr ( as I like to call them ) chose to live with us, because we take a place and make it HOME. We ensure that they can live peacefully to see there lineage go on.
Otherwise they still be living in a cave.
The fact that each and every one of us has a part from the last common known ancestor known as LUCY ( did u notice it’s a female) and suppose it was me sitting in a cave ,
I’d have the same urges to collect and hoard those pretty useless things as my DAD(aka Y Chr.) called them.
If even once every 10 years your intel goes out to graze leaving your gene’s in charge
You can still call it your heritage!
And damn the Y Chr their view’s, they can take it or leave it.
Even grumbling they always take it, what other option do they have?
Yours-
XX
